Originally Posted by BooBootheBear

There were a couple of idiots who went by the name of Donger Brothers ages ago. They shot "comedy" scenes for Reality Gangs. They used what looked like 2ft rubber schlongs that jetted out "semen" that had the consistency of milk. The fakes were good quality [think Vince Gallo's in Brown Bunny] I watched one with Gianna Michaels. Boredom set in pretty quickly and I concluded they were live action ads for the big fake life-like dicks. i saw another similar thing with a group of black dudes shouting "Woah!" as their fakes jetted pints like fire hoses with such force the girls actually reeled back like they'd been slapped.
The Dongers thought they were being funny. The others were trying to sell the porn world on the superiority of gigantic black horsecocks. Neither were in any way successful in their aims.


More recently I saw a scene with Scarlett Alexis where just at the cum shot there was a really clumsy cut that went straight to a close up of what looked like very old wallpaper paste running out of her. All I could think of in the moment, apart from extreme annoyance at the very bad videography, was "That can't be sanitary. Or healthy for the girl."


Most of these failures come down to several things. Lack of professionalism, or the basic pride to put in the pre-production work to get the sfx correct and consider proper shot making and edits. They have a basic idea scribbled on a cocktail napkin from their local lapdancing bar and they just show up and start shooting. They clearly do no test shots to see what works and they don't have the nous or pride to look at the rushes of their end product or the courage to say "That's pants. Let's shoot it again."
You'd think that people filming for sites marketed on real cum shots would be mindful of their end product, but no.


This is why I was quite impressed by the people shooting for Hentaied recently. i may not like the content, but good grief they clearly put a lot of professional standard work into setting up every aspect of the shoot and getting it right. That speaks to a lot of self respect and, significantly, sufficient respect for their audience to produce their very best work and to make sure it looks right before they release it.